Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Zombie To-Do-List
Number 1: Secure a "Safe Room"
This can be anything from a fortified attic with two weeks worth of rations to your great grandfathers old bomb shelter.
Your Safe Room should have plenty of non-perishable rations, water, batteries, radios, weapons and other such equipment. Consider also having a town map, world map and large dry erase board to write up any details the news gives you on the zombie menace!
Number 2: Learn a "Life Skill"
These skills can be medical, weapons training, martial arts, science, etc. Because everyone knows that if you have a valuable skill you survive to the credits of ANY zombie film.... Of course you probably won't survive the sequel and, if you develop a love interest along the way, odds are one or both of you will become zombie puree.
Number 3: Have "Allies"
You'll NEVER survive alone. Be very picky with these so-called "allies." In Lamans terms, make sure they have useful life skills or, at the very least, are quick learners. Your ideal party size is around 3-5. Although, we here at WeComePrepared suggest a larger party- be sure to designate your cannon fodder (NEVER let them know this, of course. They may just play hero and screw up your beloved zombie plans!). Everyone knows that its the slower runner who will provide the BEST distractions.
Number 4: Have multiple "Zombie Plans"
We have already written up a general template for making you zombie plans. These include back-up plans. Remember: NO PLAN IS FOOL PROOF!
Number 5: Read the "Required Material"
It might be beneficial to add a library to your safe room with the required reading and watching materials.
Hope this helps.
Keep safe, kids.
The team of WeComePrepared
WeComePrepared@gmail.com
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