Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Zombie To-Do-List



Number 1: Secure a "Safe Room"


This can be anything from a fortified attic with two weeks worth of rations to your great grandfathers old bomb shelter.

Your Safe Room should have plenty of non-perishable rations, water, batteries, radios, weapons and other such equipment. Consider also having a town map, world map and large dry erase board to write up any details the news gives you on the zombie menace!

Number 2: Learn a "Life Skill"

These skills can be medical, weapons training, martial arts, science, etc. Because everyone knows that if you have a valuable skill you survive to the credits of ANY zombie film.... Of course you probably won't survive the sequel and, if you develop a love interest along the way, odds are one or both of you will become zombie puree.

Number 3: Have "Allies"

You'll NEVER survive alone. Be very picky with these so-called "allies." In Lamans terms, make sure they have useful life skills or, at the very least, are quick learners. Your ideal party size is around 3-5. Although, we here at WeComePrepared suggest a larger party- be sure to designate your cannon fodder (NEVER let them know this, of course. They may just play hero and screw up your beloved zombie plans!). Everyone knows that its the slower runner who will provide the BEST distractions.

Number 4: Have multiple "Zombie Plans"

We have already written up a general template for making you zombie plans. These include back-up plans. Remember: NO PLAN IS FOOL PROOF!

Number 5: Read the "Required Material"

It might be beneficial to add a library to your safe room with the required reading and watching materials.


Hope this helps.

Keep safe, kids.

The team of WeComePrepared
WeComePrepared@gmail.com

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

NOM NOM NOM

The Zombie Plan Template

Here is the general template the team WeComePrepared uses when preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse. Feel free to modify as you seem fit!

  • Number 1: What is your enemy? (i.e. Military experiment gone wrong)
a. Are they intelligent? (i.e. basic tool use)
b. Where has it started and where is it spreading?
c. How much time do you have to prepare?
d. Are there any known weaknesses? (i.e. can't swim)

  • Number 2: Where are you located? (i.e. At home)
a. Note advantages for each room you are located.
b. Note the disadvantages of each room you are located. (i.e. large windows)
c. How can you defend the area?
d. Do you have sufficient supplies and rations?
e. Do you have weapons?
f. If you were to leave to find a better base of operations, where do you go? (i.e. The pub)

  • Number 3: Who would you want in your party? (i.e. Chuck Fucking Norris)
a. Where are they located?
b. Do you have a way of contacting them?

  • Number 4: Are communications down? (i.e. Internet)

  • Number 5: Where do you want to end up? (i.e. Not dinner)
a. How far is it?


Here is an example using the previous template:

  • Number 1: What is your enemy?: Infected
a. Are they intelligent?: Basic tool usage
b. Where has it started and where is it spreading?: Started in Mexico and is moving up towards the U.S
c. How much time do you have to prepare?: A few hours at most
d. Are there any known weaknesses?: They will insist on mowing your lawn

  • Number 2: Where are you located?: Your workplace (in this case, a Toys'R'Us)
a. Note advantages for each room you are located.: BATTERIES, shelves, barriers, radios and walkie-talkies, short ration supply, water, limited storage closet, reasonable escape route
b. Note the disadvantages of each room you are located.: Glass entrances, No good weapons, weak flat roof tops
c. How can you defend the area?: Barricade the entrances and windows using the metal shelves, can make bombs from the cleaning supplies in the storage closet (given that you have a copy of the Anarchists Cookbook with you), BICYCLE CAVALRY
d. Do you have sufficient supplies and rations?: Limited
e. Do you have weapons?: Blunt objects
f. If you were to leave to find a better base of operations, where do you go?: Home Fucking Depot!

  • Number 3: Who would you want in your party?: A SAMURAI
a. Where are they located?:.........Japan.
b. Do you have a way of contacting them?:..............FUCK YOU!

  • Number 4: Are communications down?: Very likely

  • Number 5: Where do you want to end up?: ......Japan
a. How far is it:.............. Fuck. You.


And now, for a word from the experts!



Hope this helps.

Keep safe, kids.

The team at WeComePrepared

Zombieland Trailer



*UPDATE* Due to massive amounts of douchebaggery, Youtube has decided to delete this video and make it nigh impossible for us to replace the video with one that actually works! So here's the link.

How a Rick Roll Might Save You



Did you know that 80's music can destroy demons? And, who knows, maybe it'll prove to be that one distraction that helps YOU escape!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Required Reading Material

If you want to survive through the zombie apocalypse, you had better of read all of these book and seen all of these movies. Otherwise, you're dinner. Take notes.

This list will be updated periodically to include a more extensive library. Leave comments and inform us of material you recommend. Be sure to include links in your comments.

Keep safe, kids.

The team of WeComePrepared
WeComePrepared@gmail.com

  • World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks
  • The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
  • Night of the Living Dead (1968) by George A. Romero
  • Dawn of the Dead (1978) by George A. Romero
  • Day of the Dead (1985) by George A. Romero
  • Land of the Dead (2005) by George A. Romero
  • Diary of the Dead (2007) by George A. Romero
  • Day by Day Armageddon: A Zombie Novel by J. L. Bourne
  • Sunset by J. J. Ritonya
  • The Mammoth Book of Zombies by Carroll and Graf Pub
  • Pet Sematary by Stephen King
  • Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith
  • The Serpent and the Rainbow by Wade Davis
  • Passage of Darkness: The Ethnobiology of a Haitian Zombie by Wade Davis
  • Famous Voodoo and Ritual Spells: a Voodoo Handbook by H. U. Lampe (for those of you interested in the Voodoo occult, we highly recommend this!)
  • All Flesh Must Be Eaten: A Zombie Survival Horror Roleplaying Game
An extensive list of zombie novels can be found on the ULTIMATE Zombie Book List.

Rule Number 1: Know Thine Enemy


1. What is a Zombie?

"This isn't the Republicans versus the Democrats, where we're in a hole economically or... or we're in another war. This is more crucial than that. This is down to the line, folks, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the living!" Doctor Millard Rausch from Dawn of the Dead (1978).

Many an unenlightened individual has asked this question at one point and some even assume the definition to simply refer to a "zombie" as being an "undead being." This isn't entirely true. The origin of the zombie or Zombi comes from a Voodoo belief that the undead will eventually walk this earth.

The word "Zombi" is actually a variation on a name for the Voodoo god Damballah. In the Voodoo religion, a powerful "Boker" or necromancer gains control of a dead individual and controls the will of the Zombi.

As most of you are aware, this means that a Zombi cannot move beyond what it is physically capable of. Which means they are not fast and lack most of their muscle control. A Boker simply controls the will of the Zombi, not so much the undead flesh.

2. What is an "Infected"?

Here is where many people get the definition of a zombie incorrect: An "infected" is just that- an infected! This concept is a recent phenomenon and, honestly, is a perversion of the original Zombi stories from traditional Voodoo. However, the concept of the infected is probably all the more likely given this day in age- with overpopulation, disease, and harmful chemicals in our food, water and air.

Generally, like with their zombie counterparts, the infected will have the same limitations to their movement. However, it may still be possible for the infected to maintain their muscle structure since they are not undead (normally...). Take for example, the zombies from Valve's Left 4 Dead series. These creatures are infected and are only decomposing slowly rather than already being made of dead flesh. Because of this, they move swiftly and have the same strength as they were before the infection.

3. What are the "Mutated"?

Another subject in the ever growing "zombie pop-culture" is that of mutated infected. Since this is a disease or bacteria, the possibility of mutations occurring is highly likely. However, at the rate in which it is normally depicted is not probable. Mutations normally occur after long periods of time and once the cells have adapted to the changing environment.

In most of our scenarios, doctors and scientists will have more than likely already found either a cure or a vaccine for the infection before any mutations occur. If not the willpower of man, the flux and pull of our world will correct itself in due time and produce it's own vaccine- although this is a very optimistic way of thinking.

4. How can we fight them off?

This is where your zombie plans will come into play: First and foremost, you need to do your research. The team here at WeComePrepared will be posting a To Do List and a Required Reading Material post that will be linked to every post and can also be easily found within the archives.

From here on out, the WeComePrepared team will come up with randomized scenarios that we will post and we will include our own input on how to survive using our own real world knowledge and experiences. You, the viewer will have the opportunity to find loop holes that need patching and so on and so forth through the use of the comments.

We hope to hear your input and your viable arguments. Remember, in the Zombocalypse, no one person is wrong and no one person is right. That's why blogs such as this and teams such as WeComePrepared exist.

We hope that this post clarified some confusion on the various undead creatures and myths. We will be posting more in depth articles on the three previously mentioned and on any variant that you mention in the comments.

Keep safe, kids.

Sincerely,

The Team of WeComePrepared
WeComePrepared@gmail.com