The Zombie Plan Template

Here is the general template the team WeComePrepared uses when preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse. Feel free to modify as you seem fit!

• Number 1: What is your enemy? (i.e. Military experiment gone wrong)

a. Are they intelligent? (i.e. basic tool use)
b. Where has it started and where is it spreading?
c. How much time do you have to prepare?
d. Are there any known weaknesses? (i.e. can't swim)

• Number 2: Where are you located? (i.e. At home)

a. Note advantages for each room you are located.
b. Note the disadvantages of each room you are located. (i.e. large windows)
c. How can you defend the area?
d. Do you have sufficient supplies and rations?
e. Do you have weapons?
f. If you were to leave to find a better base of operations, where do you go? (i.e. The pub)

• Number 3: Who would you want in your party? (i.e. Chuck Fucking Norris)

a. Where are they located?
b. Do you have a way of contacting them?

• Number 4: Are communications down? (i.e. Internet)

• Number 5: Where do you want to end up? (i.e. Not dinner)

a. How far is it?


Here is an example using the previous template:

• Number 1: What is your enemy?: Infected
  

a. Are they intelligent?: Basic tool usage
b. Where has it started and where is it spreading?: Started in Mexico and is moving up towards the U.S
c. How much time do you have to prepare?: A few hours at most
d. Are there any known weaknesses?: They will insist on mowing your lawn

• Number 2: Where are you located?: Your workplace (in this case, a Toys'R'Us)
  

a. Note advantages for each room you are located.: BATTERIES, shelves, barriers, radios and walkie-talkies, short ration supply, water, limited storage closet, reasonable escape route
b. Note the disadvantages of each room you are located.: Glass entrances, No good weapons, weak flat roof tops
c. How can you defend the area?: Barricade the entrances and windows using the metal shelves, can make bombs from the cleaning supplies in the storage closet (given that you have a copy of the Anarchists Cookbook with you), BICYCLE CAVALRY
d. Do you have sufficient supplies and rations?: Limited
e. Do you have weapons?: Blunt objects
f. If you were to leave to find a better base of operations, where do you go?: Home Fucking Depot!

• Number 3: Who would you want in your party?: A SAMURAI
  

a. Where are they located?:.........Japan.
b. Do you have a way of contacting them?:..............FUCK YOU!

• Number 4: Are communications down?: Very likely
  

• Number 5: Where do you want to end up?: ......Japan
  

a. How far is it:.............. Fuck. You.


And now, for a word from the experts!



Hope this helps.

Keep safe, kids.

The team at WeComePrepared