Thursday, October 22, 2009

How Iconic Movie Characters Would Survive the Zombie Apocalypse

Ever wonder how your favorite movie characters would survive the zombiocalypse? Well, here's a site that gives a few examples such as John McClane, Scarface and even Keven McCallister from Home Alone. How Iconic Movie Characters Would Deal With A Zombie Attack!

Russell Franklin [Deep Blue Sea]


The Set Up
Russell Franklin, a corporate executive for Aquatica's financial department is sent to the facility to learn more about the experiments being held. While observing the doctors and associates, something goes horribly wrong and the sharks retaliate! (They swim backwards for Christ's sake!) And, to top it all off, the victims of these attacks stand up and start roaming around the facility craving human flesh and brains. Oh, and Aquatica is slowly sinking...

Available Weapons
Since Aquatica already had an assortment of weaponry to protect themselves from the threat of the sharks, the facility is decently armed. not to mention the fact that there is plenty of improvised weaponry such as kitchen appliances and gas ovens.

Allies
No one. EVERYONE DIES. Including the hot chick... If he's lucky, few unlikely people may survive.

Defensive Situation
It's sort of a win and lose situation. One one hand, the facility is flooding and thus limiting his interaction with the zombies. And, on the other, the facility is flooding and sinking into the ocean and he becomes bait for the highly intelligent sharks with lots and lots of teeth and a thirst for human blood. Did we mention TEETH?!

Mental and Physical Toughness
He's Russell Frankin, what do YOU think? He's known for rescuing people from an avalanche and endured the frozen hell of being trapped in the snow. Even for an older guy, he's still physically capable of taking care of himself.

Final Verdict
Despite many trials and tribulations, Franklin finds himself cornered. On dry land, he's trapped with zombies although they are limited in number, and then there's the water. Franklin has no trouble making the way clear of the zombie threat but he still has to find a way out of the Aquatica facility and will probably still get epically eaten by a shark while giving a speech that you just can't help but stare aghast at the screen for.

Body Count: 6 Dead Zombies, 2 Dead Sharks, 1 Dead Bird
DEAD. That's right. D.E.A.D.

Can you tell that we have a bias towards sharks? I mean if they can kill Mace Windu of all people... then we're doomed. End of story.

How about you, reader? How would your favorite movie character fare in the zombiocalypse? Give us your comments.

Keep safe, kids.

The team of WeComePrepared
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