H1N1- Potential Zombie Outbreak?

You've all heard of the H1N1 Virus (better known as Swine Flu), right? We've all heard about how contagious this virus can be and how we need to try and distance ourselves away from its potential threat. Especially since the death toll has risen over the thousands.

As of this morning, President Barack Hussein Obama (we like saying his full name because it rolls off the tongue nicely. Especially if you add a Southern twang) declared the outbreak "a national emergency." Obama has given hospitals the A-OK stamp to move infected patients away from the hospitals in order to protect non-infected patients and to better treat these individuals with the H1N1 Virus. There will also be a rise in available vaccine shots that previously were not available.

Of course, this has CONSPIRACY written all over it for some individuals who are convinced that our government is made up of robots created by an evil organization bent on destroying us or that they're super advanced evil aliens. We at team WeComePrepared find this highly improbable despite popular opinion...

We do however want to stress the importance of your health. What if the H1N1 Virus is the prototype for the inevitable "Zombie Virus"? (Which, from here on out, will be called H1N1Z. We would also like to make it a point that there is a difference between "Zombies" and "Zombis" for those of you cackling at your computers thinking we're uneducated on the difference. Read Rule Number 1 for details). Just because we say that the government won't and will not help you in the zombie outbreak, doesn't mean they are out to get us. It just means they're stupid and have too much on their plate to handle. Cut them some slack and work this shit out on your own. Wash your hands, don't cough on people and be considerate.

Stay healthy kids,
The Team of WeComePrepared
WeComePrepared@gmail.com